[02:20] Gwill: Oh, hi, Pes.
[02:21] Gwill: I was told to beg for shinies.
[02:21] Pescado: Nothing new today, I don't think.
[02:21] Strangel: Husband once brought me a C-shaped sauce pot.. apparently, he'd had an argument with it and the sink's faucet.
[02:21] Gwill: Someone wanted YA plantsims.
[02:21] Fairlight: lol
[02:21] Pescado: Oh, that's special-issue.
[02:21] Pescado: Did you want that, or was that not something you cared for?
[02:22] Strangel: I want that, but I wasn't the one that aws asking. Can't remember who was
[02:22] Fairlight: I made brownies tonight, too.
[02:22] Gwill: I'm not sure I see what use it is, but I'm sure it would make Aggies very happy.
[02:22] * Fairlight loves this recipe.
[02:23] Strangel: fatty, willing to share the recipe?
[02:23] Fairlight: http://www.cookingforengineers.com/reci ... e-Brownies
[02:23] Fairlight: Love that site, too.
[02:24] Pescado: Isn't there supposed to be a dance involved?
[02:24] Gwill: Ah.
[02:24] * Gwill puts on tutu
[02:24] * Gwill jumps up and down

[15:29] Nec: Also, it stays warmer longer so you don't have to leave it on simmer or low to keep the food warm
[15:29] Fairlight: Fagor: The weight isn't needless though. It's what makes it heat so evenly.
[15:29] Nec: What kind of meat, Mitchie?
[15:29] Nec: No farlor, I mean it gets hot enough to blacken properly
[15:30] Strangel: Fatty: Discussing wrought iron cookwear again?
[15:30] Nec: Aluminum and steel don't conduct heat as well
[15:30] Pescado: The wife says cast iron is superior to lesser pans also.
[15:30] Strangel: cast iron*
[15:30] Fairlight: Yup.
[15:30] Pescado: I questioned this revelation, pointing out, "You don't cook either."
[15:30] * MrFaloro quite likes his cookware.
[15:30] Mitchie: Cast iron is for stovetops, ovens, grills, and pounding on annoying humans.
[15:30] Fairlight: Kludge: It's much more effective for hitting people.
[15:30] Pescado: My brain hurts now.
[15:30] MrFaloro: It does very well.
[15:30] MrFaloro: I see no reason to change.
[15:30] Mitchie: And the scalp never sticks.
[15:30] Fairlight: lol
[15:30] Fairlight: Kludge: Your brain, or your skull?
[15:31] Nec: Probably both

[15:34] Mitchie: Wait: Why does Pescado have skull-ache?
[15:34] Fairlight: Mitchie: Because his wife clobbered him with her cast iron frying pan to demonstrate why she likes them.

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[22:20] Giggy: Assey!
[22:20] Assmitten: Giggers
[22:20] Giggy: pescado's looking for a dress, can you help?
[22:20] Assmitten: I think he would look fetching in a crinoline.

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[03:53] Kiki: hey strangel
[03:53] Kiki: I tried that 5 minute cake
[03:53] Kiki: it comes out pretty chewy
[03:53] Strangel: Mine was crap.
[03:53] Kiki: the taste is okay, it's just kinda chewy and rubbery
[03:53] Strangel: Husband got up while it was cooking, said "uh-oh" when he saw which flour I'd used. lol
[03:53] Kiki: you used plain flour or self raising
[03:54] Kiki: ?
[03:54] Strangel: Apparently, bagel, bread, and pizza dough flour. High protein.
[03:54] Kiki: :O
[03:54] Kiki: oh wow
[03:54] Strangel: It calls for cake flour, the antithesis of bagel flour. lol
[03:55] Kiki: so yours was like...a chocolate focaccia?
[03:56] Strangel: Chocolate rubber. Was gross.
[03:56] Kiki: if I made one again, I'd only put it in for 2 minutes
[03:56] Strangel: We're trying again later today, this time with proper flour and a narrower cup.
[03:57] Strangel: Was it chocolate enough, or would moar make it better, do you think?
[03:58] Kiki: I'd put 3 or 4 spoons of cocoa in it...mine's pretty weak
[03:59] Kiki: it came out like a caramel colour and it tastes like the "diet" equivalent of chocolate cake
[03:59] Strangel: bleh.
[03:59] Strangel: Okay, so extra cocoa, extra sugar, and possibly a tiny bit of vanilla.
[03:59] Kiki: wow...eat it while it's hot this is rock hard now
[04:00] Kiki: I cooked it for 3 mins, next time I'd definitely only do 2 mins
[04:00] nekonoai: cake in a cup?
[04:01] Kiki: strangel found a recipe
[04:01] Strangel: Cake in a cup!
[04:01] Kiki: new man was like "whatcha cookin? can I haz sum?" and I said "cup cake. iz mines, not yours" so he's sulking
[04:02] Strangel: LOL
[04:03] nekonoai: aws
[04:03] nekonoai: give him bite.
[04:03] Kiki: I'll let him have the rest now that it's all hard and crusty XD he'll eat anything
[04:04] Tingeling: http://tinyurl.com/afoxyz
[04:04] nekonoai: wuzzat?
[04:04] Strangel: LOL
[04:04] Tingeling: fairy tard
[04:04] Kiki: I don't click unidentified links in Grah...it's a good way to get a face full of tub girl or goatse
[04:04] Strangel: Smart.
[04:05] Tingeling: Don't worry, it's just a man with a fairy costume on. ;P
[04:05] Strangel: It's a safe link.
[04:05] nekonoai: mmm goatse
[04:05] Kiki: zomg I just said to him "did you think it tasted weak?" and he was like "...it had a flavour?"
[04:06] Kiki: he pretty much inhaled it
[04:06] nekonoai: lol
[04:06] nekonoai: caek haz a flavor?
[04:06] nekonoai: XD
[04:06] Tingeling: hehe
[04:06] Kiki: it are not so delishuz caek, u must om nom nom it fast
[04:06] Strangel: Did yours have a funky wetness at the underside?
[04:06] Kiki: yes
[04:06] Kiki: like that cake sweat thing
[04:06] Kiki: :/
[04:07] Strangel: Friggin snail snot. lol
[04:07] nekonoai: funky wetness XD
[04:07] Strangel: I thought I'd undercooked it!
[04:07] Kiki: you're so dirty neko
[04:07] Tingeling: hur
[04:07] Kiki: XD
[04:07] Strangel: XD
[04:07] nekonoai: ME!?!?!!? XDDDD
[04:07] nekonoai: yer the one talkin about funky wetness on the underside XD
[04:08] Strangel: -saves convo for future rereading an relawling-

Notovny finds a nooblet:

Jul 14 17:08:52 <maltesh> Anyway, what did you want to talk about?
Jul 14 17:09:10 <AngelxxSpit> anything
Jul 14 17:10:51 <maltesh> Well, "anything" is a very vast subject.
Jul 14 17:10:56 <AngelxxSpit> how come you guys here always use big words?
Jul 14 17:12:45 <maltesh> Generally, I find it enjoyable to encounter a word I have not yet seen. I then kill it, skin it, and have it mounted on my wall as a testament to my status as a Wordhunter.

It's official.


[01:05] <@Pescado> w00t.
[01:05] <@Pescado> I am INVINCIBLE!